The Knowing
Hello, there. We’re the 4 horseless aliens of the apocalypse. I know, it gets kind of confusing already. We tried to explain to the authors of the Bible that no, we won’t be using horses, because we have a ‘space ship’, but they were having none of it. I’m sure you appreciate the difficulty of explaining this to people who think candles nifty little inventions.
Anyways, we’re going to use a mad child or two in an intricate plan, spanning over 50 years, to let virtually no-one know about the end of the world!!!
Okay, we might hint towards it by dropping off small black pebbles around the place. Surely, someone will notice.
And THEN with this plan, we hope someone will take their children up to the designated pick-up location, so that the human race can and will live on, on a wildly pastel coloured CGI-planet.
But take heed! Should no-one be able to decrypt these insane messages, scribbled on bits of paper and partly on doors, should these people fail to see what awaits them, the consequences will be dire… as we will have to PICK UP THE CHILDREN OURSELVES… IN A CAR !!!!!!!!