Hello human!

It's me, Manu.

No, actually it's just a website. 

Now SING 🎶:

If I were a website,
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a web....site
I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy web
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle site

Also, how much chuck, would a chuck chuck chuck, if a chuck chuck would chuck chuck?
"Can we have a big blue box with a redundant button?"
​
Manu,
Comedian, Big Blue Box-innovator
The button does nothing.
​Don't press the button.

IT'S STATS TIME

How much?

100%
What's that in real terms?

1,500
A smaller, yet reassuring number

50

My Face Friends!
This young chap
A really cool guy, easy-going, smart, fit as a motherfucker, but super successful. Like a CEO of something, and a biker. Great with the kids. Out of your league, buddy.
Look at her
She's fantastic, easy-going, smart, fit as a motherfucker, but super successful. Like a CEO and activist, and a surfer. Great with the kids. Out of your league, buddy.
Too nice
Tries too hard. Is hiding something.
And if there's anyone out there in doubt (I'm looking at you mum), I don't know these people, they're part the default content of this website-template. So, that's all there is to it.
(Just trying save a bit of hassle with this disclaimer)

GIGS UP AND COMING

CONTACT ME NOW
Call me. Or click this button! That one, there, it's fine -->

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